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a family that is so seemingly unrealistically perfect that it's sickening
I heard they actually discuss their problems at the dinn..
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Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.
(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in y..
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When you try to go to the bathroom, and one hard, stinky, ball exits your rectum.
I sat on the toilet for an hour and all I made was on..
