Hairy Starfish

What is Hairy Starfish?


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noun: Slang for a woman's anus who prefers not to shave.

DUDE: How'd it go last night?

HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.

DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?

HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.

DUDE: You candy ass!!

HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.

See anus, pooper, brown eye, corn hole, dirt road, brown starfish, winker, mongolian barbeque, old balls


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