What is Hairy Tard?
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a hairy tard is a person that is abnormaly hairy on their body or other areas and is mentaly unstable or stupid.
"hey,look at that hairy tard bet he has a hairy groin."
"ahh im being chased by a hairy tard he's after me choad get off mother hubard."
"hey this womans tit is a hairy tard"
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Love Truncheon: the glans penis
He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root..
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A variation of the typical "bagpipe" however instead of using the armpit you use the back of the knee for sexual gratification..