What is Hairy Toast?
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A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.
Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.
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Oldest monotheistic religion.
Began in Ancient Iran, better known as Pars.
Followers of Zarathustra the prophet who conveyed the messa..
