What is Hairy Turd?
1.
is a disorder in which from oral sex involving the action of "hairy fish", pubic hairs are digested in large ammounts and appear in the fecal matter, thus being a "hairy turd"
Man Looks at his toilet bowl.
"Wtf...?"
"Wife walks in
"I know, I have a patch missing"
2.
a large hairy log (poo) that will come to life and eat your children.
AHHGHG! a hairy turd! RUNN!
See
Random Words:
1.
Being inebriated. On a bender. Drinking heavily. Origin is probably either Donathon or Garret from Brooklyn. Often repeated by Kate also..
1.
Derogatory adjective used to disparage enviromentally conscious people. An envirotard may simply like eating organic food, or they may b..
