What is Hairy Turd?
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is a disorder in which from oral sex involving the action of "hairy fish", pubic hairs are digested in large ammounts and appear in the fecal matter, thus being a "hairy turd"
Man Looks at his toilet bowl.
"Wtf...?"
"Wife walks in
"I know, I have a patch missing"
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a large hairy log (poo) that will come to life and eat your children.
AHHGHG! a hairy turd! RUNN!
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before the pregame party, the drinker gets excited to drink, and 'dips' into his or her alcohol. Can be done days or hours in..
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A muncher of jizz.
Particularly noticeable when the man has a high sperm count, and hence it must be chewed before being swallowed
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fluid coming from the vagina
"after we had sex my penis was wet with cunt liquor"
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