What is Hairy Turd?
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is a disorder in which from oral sex involving the action of "hairy fish", pubic hairs are digested in large ammounts and appear in the fecal matter, thus being a "hairy turd"
Man Looks at his toilet bowl.
"Wtf...?"
"Wife walks in
"I know, I have a patch missing"
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a large hairy log (poo) that will come to life and eat your children.
AHHGHG! a hairy turd! RUNN!
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Something I want to do when I grow up.
Holy fuck, I'm flyyyyyyyyyyying..
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