Hairy Turd

What is Hairy Turd?


1.

is a disorder in which from oral sex involving the action of "hairy fish", pubic hairs are digested in large ammounts and appear in the fecal matter, thus being a "hairy turd"

Man Looks at his toilet bowl.

"Wtf...?"

"Wife walks in

"I know, I have a patch missing"

2.

a large hairy log (poo) that will come to life and eat your children.

AHHGHG! a hairy turd! RUNN!

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