What is Hairy Vari?
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When you are a hairy guy and you lay on the hood of a car with your legs spread while a girl gives you a rim job! If this is being performed by a male it would be a (Hairy Fairy Vari). If this is being done on a hairy woman it would be called a (European Hairy Vari).
Bob recieved a Hairy Vari on his new Corvette before turning in for the night.
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