Hairy Winston

What is Hairy Winston?

The act of depositing excrement into ones own hand and slapping the hot steamy load on top of the head or your lover before, during or after sex.

Man: "God babe, you've totally got me so hot, I think I'm gonna' shit myself"

Woman: "Oh wait...do it in your hand!"

Man: (bowell noises) "What the fuck...this is nasty!" Smack!

Woman: "Oh Yes! My own hairy hairy winston!"

See shit, slap, smack, head, shitty bitch slap

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