What is Hairyballs Mccumsontits?


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An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.

Oh, Hairyballs McCumsontits. I remember him now. He starred in Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty.

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