What is Hai2u?
1.
n.
Hai2u is an internet shock site. it features an photo of a woman vomiting while performing fellatio on man sitting in a lawn chair
The site has the text "HAI2U!!!1 :)" at the top of the page.
v.
To expose someone to hai2u without them knowing about the site to shock them.
"omg! this dude just HAI2U'ed me! IT WAS SOOOO GROSS!"
2.
Commonly used on IRC, represents the greeting "hi to you". Words are usually jumbled to save typing time, "hai 2 u",
* female join the channel
<boy> hai2u
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3.
A Greeting, sometimes used to show everyone you're here.
Offshoots include Hai and Hai2u
1: Hai2u dood, leik wuts up.
2: Hai dood.
3: HAI2UOMG ANYONE HERE>?!?!/1/1
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