What is Hai2u?
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n.
Hai2u is an internet shock site. it features an photo of a woman vomiting while performing fellatio on man sitting in a lawn chair
The site has the text "HAI2U!!!1 :)" at the top of the page.
v.
To expose someone to hai2u without them knowing about the site to shock them.
"omg! this dude just HAI2U'ed me! IT WAS SOOOO GROSS!"
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Commonly used on IRC, represents the greeting "hi to you". Words are usually jumbled to save typing time, "hai 2 u",
* female join the channel
<boy> hai2u
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3.
A Greeting, sometimes used to show everyone you're here.
Offshoots include Hai and Hai2u
1: Hai2u dood, leik wuts up.
2: Hai dood.
3: HAI2UOMG ANYONE HERE>?!?!/1/1
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an attractive black bitch.
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v. Killing time by masterbating
"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."
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