Haj

What is Haj?


1.

1. The holy journey to Mecca. It is an act of worship ( pilgrimage). It usually gives a great spiritual boost to the pilgrim.

2. A title given to the person who has performed the act of haj. Usually indicates wisdom and serenity.

3. A title sometime given to an elderly Muslim who seems as wise and serene as a haj. This use of the word is controversial however.

First Person: Ahmad is back from haj!

Second Person: Great let's go and congratulate him.

I met Haj Hasan yesterday! He is so wise and respectable.

Haj Ali is a nice person but he didn't have a chance to perform haj yet. He is so eager to see Mecca.

See worship, spirituality, serenity, happiness

2.

Racial Slang for Arabs.

-Derives from Hajjie on Johnie Quest (show on cartoon network)

Look, that haj is having oral sex with a camel and wiping up the semen with his turban!

3.

HAJ - Half A Job

Used to indicate an event where someone has clearly got fucked off mid-way through a task and got someone else to finish it for them (or even just passed it off as complete when it blatently isn't)

For fuck's sake Diddly, do I have to finish off everything you do. that's such a fucking HAJ!

I wouldn't be surprised if you don't give me a shout mid-way though an angry one and get me to finish it off for you.

4.

another word for "spunk" or "gentlemen's juice"

david blaine hajed all over his glass box, as he was bored and had nothing else to do.

5.

its an alternative word that means sperm, ejaculate, wank

im gonna go and haj

all slave work and no haj makes saminda a very deprived boy

the haj was warm and fresh


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