Hajj

What is Hajj?


1.

Although commonly known as the Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca, the word "Hajj" may also refer to a hand-job. Since a BJ (blow-job) is often referred to as a "beej", a HJ (hand-job) can be called a hajj. (Given that BJ = Beej, HJ = Hajj).

Aside from meaning hand-job, "Hajj" is also synonymous with jacking off. When one is going on a Hajj by himself, he is simply masturbating alone.

Andrew: Wow, she is all over me tonight. I think she wants to take me to Mecca!

Bryan: Lucky! None of these bitches would ever touch me. It looks like I'm going on the Hajj alone tonight.

See hand job, blow job, beej, mecca, hajj, jack off

2.

To many Muslims, the Hajj is the spiritual journey or pilgrimage to Mecca, Saudi Arabia. Muslim sects believe that once in a Muslim's lifetime, he must make this holy pilgrimage to Mecca.

Muslim cleric: You must take the Hajj, young one.

Young Muslim: What, you mean Allahpalooza?

3.

A journey, esp. one which is arduous or difficult.

I had to walk three miles home in the snow. It was such a hajj.

4.

The Hajj is the "holy" pilgrimage to Mecca. It is one of the five pillars of faith that a Muslim needs to fulfill to get to heaven.

After we complete the Hajj, let’s go blow up our neighbor’s mosque!

See haji, hadji, haj, muslim


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