Hakes Edit Meaning

1. adjective; describing how awesomely cool and towel-conscious a person is. Common used with frood. That guy is so Zarkin! He's like..

1. the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpitto tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her ..

1. basically, it's the same thing as a faghawk, only, pro'ly a bit more friendly on the ears and eyes. a "homohawk". ..