Hak-foo

What is Hak-foo?


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One of the greatest fighters in the world who yells out freaking awesome phrases whenever he attacks. Well known for his awesome DragonBall Z-like red hair and goatee, Hak-Foo makes a formidable opponent to even the most skilled fighters. His only mistake was to join the cast of Jackie Chan Adventures instead of the UFC.

Hak-Foo Battle Cries:

Angry Crow Takes Flight!

Black Tiger Corners Little Lamb!

Buffalo Tramples Field Mouse!

Bunny Flees from Vicious Jackals!

Demon Compensates for Pathetic Ninja Army!

Elephant Stomps Rat!

Emu Stands on Mountaintop!

Fearsome Gorilla Grip!

Heron Pierces Crab Shell!

Hungry Wolf Slaughters Lamb!

Meteor Brings Mass Extinction!

Meteor Pummels Mountain!

Mouse Runs Through Maze!

Mouse Takes Cheese!

Phoenix Flies to Moon!

Praying Mantis Boxing Style!

Raging Elephant Fist!

Rhinoceros Swats Fly!

Shredding Lion Claws!

Slumbering Bear Greets the Morning!

Snake Cuts Grass!

Spider Eats Fly!

Tornado Desecrates Trailer Park!

Volcano Incinerates Forest!

See hak-foo, jackie chan, cartoon, karate, fight, ufc


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