Hal Jordan

What is Hal Jordan?


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1) a comic book character who doesn't take shit from anyone, including old people; has punched Batman in the damn mouth for talking back to him

2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power

I asked Hal Jordan to save my house from burning down, but instead he punched me in the face and ganked my car.

See green lantern, big pimp, batman, superman


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