Hal Jordan

What is Hal Jordan?

1) a comic book character who doesn't take shit from anyone, including old people; has punched Batman in the damn mouth for talking back to him

2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power

I asked Hal Jordan to save my house from burning down, but instead he punched me in the face and ganked my car.

See green lantern, big pimp, batman, superman

Olsoned

1. The act of getting dimed out by a co-worker or someone you thought was cool. Hey it wasnt me that tossed your rack, It was Jacobsen! Ha..

Nuzzles

1. The flap-like lips or muzzle of an animal such as a dog or camel that hang over the mouth and lower jaw. I was petting my dog and he to..

Hung Like A Norse

1. to have an enormous penis. this is the original definition from the age when Norsemen invaded England and raped and pillaged. they were ..

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