Hal Jordan

What is Hal Jordan?

1) a comic book character who doesn't take shit from anyone, including old people; has punched Batman in the damn mouth for talking back to him

2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power

I asked Hal Jordan to save my house from burning down, but instead he punched me in the face and ganked my car.

See green lantern, big pimp, batman, superman

Ashavicious

1. The inventor of awesome, and the definition of cool. You wish you were as cool as Ashavicious! See awesome, wicked, cool, bad-ass, bes..

Velia

1. african goddess with a big booty, and which loves the white powder You're hella velia right now See velia, pussy, ca, meow..

Zunti

1. another name for a woman's "private parts" pronounced zoon tie It's Saturday night...I'm going out to get a l..

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