Hal Jordan

What is Hal Jordan?

1) a comic book character who doesn't take shit from anyone, including old people; has punched Batman in the damn mouth for talking back to him

2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power

I asked Hal Jordan to save my house from burning down, but instead he punched me in the face and ganked my car.

See green lantern, big pimp, batman, superman

Thomsing

1. Eats chicken to look like Moskva-Marit. Smokes old gym socks. The mullet-meister. Thomsing has a mullet. See albert einstein..

Shibbtastic

1. used to describe something beyond the coolness of the more simplified shibby I got my shibbtastic dark cloak in gunbound!! :P..

Yao-ming

1. a 7ft 5in Chinese man who plays basketball also is in the Houston Rockets Yo Yao..

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