What is Hal Jordan?
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1) a comic book character who doesn't take shit from anyone, including old people; has punched Batman in the damn mouth for talking back to him
2) possesses a ring that creates green constructs and runs on will power
I asked Hal Jordan to save my house from burning down, but instead he punched me in the face and
ganked my car.
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Its when you are having sex with a chick and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and shits on you with explosive diarrhea and it puddles i.. 
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To drink yourself into a state where you would qualify for the special olympics.
Man, we got stupid drunk last night!
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