Halal

What is Halal?


1.

permissible, allowed according to Islamic Law, which is based on Holy Qur'an and Hadith (traditions of Prophet Muhammad). The opposite is Haram, or prohibited. May refer to food or actions.

1. Some Muslims eat Kosher food when a Halal option is not available.

2. There is disagreement among Muslim scholars as to whether music is halal or haram.

See halal, kosher, permissible, allowed, sharia

2.

1). Plant eating animals like goats, cows, chickens, lambs, e.t.c which are slaughtered in the Islamic way is called 'Halal' or 'Halal meat'.

2). Muslim peoples eat halal meat.

Do you have Halal food in this restaurant?

3.

Used in place of allow, to express apathy or unwillingness. Comes from the similar pronunciation of the two words in a South-Eastern English accent.

1. "Homework? Halal."

2. "Want some bacon?"

"Halal that."

See allow, cotch, safe, bare, nang

4.

Refers to the act of or the result of masturbation in males also known as jizz or spunk.

Furthermore it can be used as an expression of excitement about a joyous event accompanied by a facial demonstration of satisfaction.

1. "There is halal all over the bed sheets."

2. "Halal! That's amazing."

See halal, jizzed in my pants, spunk, wank, masturbation

5.

a far more amusing and original way of saying

allow. Used mainly among the white population of South London.

Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.

Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............

See halal, allow, pamela anderson, roller coaster

6.

Slang term used to refer to Arabs, or practically anyone who is of Middle Eastern descent, brown skinned or Muslim, or any combination of the above. Used in a derogatory sense.

I'm gonna beat the shit out of that halal.

See muslim, arab, racist, islam, habib, sand nigger

7.

clean nice, mad tight

me and my boyz be keepin it halal up in this peace


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