Halal Surprise

What is Halal Surprise?


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Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings

Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?

Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!

See halal meat, halal, haram, islam, slaughter


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