Haleigh Cavalier

What is Haleigh Cavalier?


1.

outgoing, raymond-lover, long legged, ungraceful, gorgeous, soooo second-grade like, poops on peoples decks, likes long walks on the beach, pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. wonders why dogs have 4 legs and a snout. eats deoderant. pees in ears. plays with dog toys. prank calls people, accusing them of being rejected. loves to fart on gofers. love to rub other peoples asscheeks. considers herself weinerlicious. sells weed on the street in nyc, doubles as a prostitute. only costs $5 for one night. consider yourself lucky to meet her.

guy; omg, i totally got haleigh cavaliered last night.

friend; dude, you are the luckiest son of a mother i have ever met.

See country singer


21

Random Words:

1. An annual celebration at Bucknell University, PA. This does not even try to be anything else but a weekend of bands, booze, sex, and dr..
1. uhm-bil-i-gold Any lint, crud, dirt, candy or treasure found while digging in your navel. Man to wife: Look! I found some umbiligold! ..
1. The kind of person that spends time uploading boring and pointless videos on YouTube with the value of being so bad, that they are hilar..
Book Banner