Halesowen

What is Halesowen?


1.

A boring place, with around 297 charity shops and useful pound shop. Also has too many bakeries which means anyone who goes to the college and spends lunch in Halesowen will eventually end up fat.

Person a) I need a new umbrella

Person b) The pound shop in Halesowen sells them.

2.

a crappy little town about 30 mins away from birmingham.

dont go there, it has nothing.

wait, it has a lan cafe, woohoo (sarcasm)

dumbass: let's go to halesowen!

coolperson: let's not.


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