Half Assed Monkey

What is Half Assed Monkey?

A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.

Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.

That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.

Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!

See half assed, monkey, dingleberry, moron, loser

W.i.m.p

1. W.I.M.P = Wigga In Management Position my boss"Hey yo wuhss goood my fellow white Boi" Me (baby face)"aint nothing W.I...

Skeetface

1. A dirty whorebag that gets her face skeeted on. She's a skeetface whore! See dirty, whore, whorebag, skeet, slut..

Quimby

1. A man in the middle of a 3-way butt-fuck. The quimby gives as much as he receives. See Arnie 2. A person who sucks farts out of dead..

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