Half Assed Monkey

What is Half Assed Monkey?

A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.

Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.

That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.

Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!

See half assed, monkey, dingleberry, moron, loser

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