Half Assed Monkey

What is Half Assed Monkey?

A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.

Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.

That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.

Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!

See half assed, monkey, dingleberry, moron, loser

Kibology

1. "Kibology isn't nothing." See yhbt yhl hand. alt.religion.kibology: What's on channel 1 today?..

Zachness

1. Some who is a little nancy that must always check his facebookbefore masturbating. Someone who must trick girls to make out with him. So..

Jummer

1. Blow job, to suck a dick. I caught a jummer from some broad last night. See blow job, head, brain, oral sex, mouth..

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