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Delightful euphamism for diarrhoea
'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid sh..
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When a poker player takes a long time to make a decision.
Fortunately, he "went in the tank", so I knew my hand was good.
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When you carry around an invisible pre-tied noose at all times, then comically jump into if something happens which slightly angers or u..