What is Half Expect?
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When you don't honestly believe something to be the case, but wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be true.
My friend was so crazy, I half expected him to actually jump off the water tower into a tub of jello when the radio station offered him $10.
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The sudden realization of understanding a quote.
Jeff: Dude you're a complete blonde.
David: Wait what?
Jeff: ...
David: Ohhhhh..
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A sometimes obsessivecontributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blogpost..