What is Half Expect?
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When you don't honestly believe something to be the case, but wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be true.
My friend was so crazy, I half expected him to actually jump off the water tower into a tub of jello when the radio station offered him $10.
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weight gained from making fun of others' unfortunate appearances
I need to stop calling my sister fat before I gain some karma pou..