What is Half Expect?
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When you don't honestly believe something to be the case, but wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be true.
My friend was so crazy, I half expected him to actually jump off the water tower into a tub of jello when the radio station offered him $10.
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The state of capitalising horoscope pedants.
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The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.
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Following the opening act, the closing act is performed by the second person who substitutes during the houdini.
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