Half & Half

What is Half & Half?


1.

When a hooker spends half the time blowing you and half the time fucking you.

A half & half generally costs more than sex as the whore has to do more work and probably has to use two condoms, as she doesn't want what's in her mouth going into her pussy.

"So whatcha want honey: some head, sex, or half & half?"

See head, bj, sex, hooker, prostitute, whore

2.

Mixing your sperm with someones milk.

When at a party or staying as a house guest, turn the host's milk into Half & Half. while no one is looking steal the milk out of the fridge, ejaculate into it, shake it up then place it back in the fridge.

See cum, milk, sperm, guest, fridge


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