Half Metric Dozen

What is Half Metric Dozen?


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A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.

A- I want a cigarette.

B- You just had one.

A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.

B- So you just had a cigarette.

A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?

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