Half Metric Dozen

What is Half Metric Dozen?

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.

A- I want a cigarette.

B- You just had one.

A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.

B- So you just had a cigarette.

A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?

See Myke

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1. A smiley getting punched in the face. Derived from ">.<" mr.smiles says: HI! undead..X says: fuck off mr.smiles says..

Inners

1. in-ner-ss : boobs that are so flat, they reciede into the body Carly's brothers Keith and Kevin punched in her barbie dolls boobs ..

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1. A funny face use to amuse your friends when talking via text and can think of nothing else to say. Peter: ~( '.' )~ Alex: he..

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