Half Moon Bay Kids

What is Half Moon Bay Kids?


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kids that bend over nearly everyday and pretends to be straight while everyone they know says they are as gay as the day is long. have extremely small penises, if any, and laugh at their own jokes that are as gay as their clothes. they flirt with girls that are so out of their little leagues that they laugh at them. he does not realize that he is at the bottom of the social scene pyramid and lives in half moon bay, home of the red necks. goes to the airport for breakfast and plays with his friend zak who cant pronounce his R's.

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