Half Past Ur Mom

What is Half Past Ur Mom?

phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.

Me: "What time is it?"

Amanda: "Umm...Half past your mom? =| "

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Baby Carrots

1. Carrots that have regressed to infancy. Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay. See small, roots, orange, nubs, stubs, gay..

Oklahoma Credit Card

1. A length of hose, tubing, etc... used to siphon gasoline. Monica sucked on one end of an Oklahoma credit card to start the gas flowing ..

Dogggggg

1. What a member of the canine species turns into when it suddenly turns around and sinks its teeth into your ass/wrist/eyeball/whatever is..

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