What is Half Retard?
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A person who spells phenomenal and degrading wrong while giving a definition such as Madd Jester.
I think Fred's a Half Retard, he always smells his finger after he diggs up his bum.
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Someone who is stupid to the extent of haveing one-too-many chromosomes, but phenomenomely has no genetic or mental diseases to give the person the excuse for being so goddamn stupid.
There are alot of Half Retards on this site. So how about instead of bitching tell me how to correctly spell phenomenomely in a creative degraading way.
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A sock filled with a pint of mustard; commonly used for beating the puss.
Man I just mustard bombed the fuck out of my girlfriends puss..
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A slang name for the female genitalia i.e. vagina
Gonnae shut your Carte D'or, yer causin a draft!..