Half Tard Edit Meaning

1. used to describe somebody of low intelligence, and therefore only useful to look after pigs 'you made a right mess of that easy ta..

1. Thinking you need to take a piss, only to find you don't when stood in front of the pan. Thats the fourth phantom piss this mornin..

1. They only exist when the woman is menstral. It can be seen in various places such as the toliet bowl, pad or tampon. It is a chunk of th..