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Twatty posers who spend ages on messageboards writing stuff like: "lyk, omg nsync r lyk soooooooooo hawt i luv dem so much dey r rl..
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(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.
When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets..
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When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.
Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.
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