What is Half-car?
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The vehicle driven by the Porky Scotcher. It is a white van with a very peculiar arrangement of windows. It is known as a half-car because it has too many windows to be considered a van and not enough to be considered a car.
Monk: That's a weird vehicle. Neither van nor car but somewhere in between.
Dad: Yes Monk, the technical name is 'half-car'. Its a vehicle especially for fat security guards who think they're too important to drive vans.
Random Words:
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to engage a smoke screen of nonsensical political type weasal words in the guise of openess to blur and cover one's negative action..
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Worn out and no longer good for anything
My twenty-year-old car has had the biscuit.
See junk, garbage, no good, useless..
