What is Half-cheek-squeak?
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A fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the butt cheeks together. However, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown butt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. Also causing it to be WAY funnier/more embarassing.
*Dude, Tom leaned over in class today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. It sounded like someone opening a balloon!*
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just another way for a guy to say jacking off.
Oh, hey I was just polishing excalibur.
How many times must you polish Excalibur? Dude..
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A sir that pooted. Pooted quite good indeed
Man1: Excuse me sir..did you happen to poot?
Man2: Well indeed I did...
