What is Half-hitler?
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A complex action that involves subterfuge (stealing your bro's beer) physical dexterity (shoving said bottle down the back of your pants) and malicious intentions (the twist/rubbing of the bottle top across good old Mr.Taint). Replace the beer to the original location, sit back, then enjoy the satisfaction that can only come from a job well done.
The looming threat of a Half-Hitler is a very effective tool in the ongoing struggle against people drinking too much and acting like an ass.
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The act of really needing to take a shit while your cousin is in the bathroom making out with a drunk chick..Since you have only one bat..
