Half-lumpkin

What is Half-lumpkin?

The act of defacation without the benefit of concurrent oral sex.

Since Niles was infected with herpes, Jeeves had to settle for a half-lumpkin when nature called.

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Ill-clitorate

1. - alludes to the word "illiterate," meaning incapable of reading and writing. taken from cosmo magazine. - to be ill-clitora..

Guzzling Jizz Monkey

1. a monkey which gargle's cum in the back of his throat or the schfinkter muscle bubbles the cum and shoots it back out of its rectum..

Moe Dick

1. This is a guy that has it all -- chicks, cash and cars. I just saw Tony at Costco. Boy, that man is a Moe Dick. See hung, rich, charm..

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