Half-lumpkin

What is Half-lumpkin?

The act of defacation without the benefit of concurrent oral sex.

Since Niles was infected with herpes, Jeeves had to settle for a half-lumpkin when nature called.

See Marklar

Halpert Hair

1. Having long uncombed hair that resembles Jim's from The Office. I woke up this morning and had some crazy halpert hair goin. See ..

W.i.w.

1. Pronounced "WEEWA" Wantonly Insatiable Wench or Wantonly Insatiable Warrior My girl is a W.I.W., does me all night every nig..

Country-fried Meat Head

1. Southerner that plays sports After the Football game that country-fried meat head drank 24 beers See John..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Half-lumpkin Edit Meaning