Halfsies

What is Halfsies?


1.

absorbing a cost equally between two people

dude, do you want to go halfsies with me on that killer mud pie?

See split, share, 50/50, halvsies, going dutch

2.

half-brothers or sisters. people who share one parent, but not the other. eg, people with the same mother but different fathers.

you could also spell or pronounce it "halvsies", but you'd look like a retard.

Girl1: "I thought you had a brother. How come I never see him anymore?"

Girl2: "My sister and I live here with our mom, but our halfsies live in Texas with their dad."

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Guy1: "Megan and Ryan are spending a lot of time together. Are they dating?"

Guy2: "No way, man! They're halfsies!"

See sibling, brother, sister, mom, dad, mother, father, parents, parent, family, step, child, half

3.

when you get an erection that is only about half way erect. This happens when you are subconciously turned on.

Aw dude! I got halfsies when I was petting your cat. I got halfsies when my aunt gave me a massage. I got halfsies from riding a horse.

See boner, halfsies, dick, erection


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