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A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.
Sorry I gotta run, I'm growing a turtle head.
See shit, terd, d..
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The time Geddy Lee likes to get his freak on.
Hey baby, it's a quarter to eight,
I feel I'm in the mood.
Hey baby, the hour..
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Day-old Chinese food, eaten first thing in the morning. The time of day matters less than the age of the food; the older, the better.
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