Half-speak

What is Half-speak?


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To attempt to participate in a conversation while still listening to headphones in one ear, in an attempt to look cool and aloof. The action often generates contempt for the half-speaker.

"God, I'm sick of Hamish and Joseph half-speaking all the time!"

See poseur, ipod, wannabe, headphones, cool


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