What is Halftard?
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short for
Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"
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Someone so retarded, they don't even make the grade as a retard, thus being harftarded e.g. George W Bush, David Beckham and Saddam Hussain's travel guide
Your mom is such a halftard
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Half of a tard... an example of how to use *tard. (i.e. fukktard, muntard, boostard, avantard etc.)
Yo VonMetz, you is a fuggin halftard (insert *tard)
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Someone kind of dull, dim, unimpressive, slightly south of mediocre
You know, Joe is kind of a thirty watt bulb, barely got into commun..
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An Australian living in Iceland, normally very hot.
Generally good at toe guitar.
Where is he from?
He's an Icetrailian.
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