Halftard

What is Halftard?

1.

short for half retard and more fun too use

Whos the fucking Halftard who said "HEY, let's market Coldplay! Yeah that'd be a great idea!"

2.

Someone so retarded, they don't even make the grade as a retard, thus being harftarded e.g. George W Bush, David Beckham and Saddam Hussain's travel guide

Your mom is such a halftard

See Neo

3.

Half of a tard... an example of how to use *tard. (i.e. fukktard, muntard, boostard, avantard etc.)

Yo VonMetz, you is a fuggin halftard (insert *tard)

See retard, fukktard

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