Halfwitty Edit Meaning

1. One who masturbates in front of his computer while at a lan party. Look at that guy, he's lan wanking! See Allen..

1. Method of payment offered by women to pizza delivery boys and taxi drivers. I haven't got any money. Do you take gash?..

1. n. redeye; anus; place that ass matter tumbles out of; exit-only orifice. Also: an expression of getting screwed royally, esp. as regar..