Hali Scale

What is Hali Scale?


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1. While the exact definition of the "Hali Scale" is still under debate, and varies with the year (usually following climate changes of 60 years), there is still quite a number of Ivy League students who agree that it is the measure of the distance of a woman's nipplefrom the center of her chest.

This can be denoted with the following formula:

HD = C - (n/2), where C = Height / 3

HD: Hali Distance

C : Geometric Location of Chest, usually 1/3 of the way down her body.

n : The number of nipples, hence (n / 2) denotes 1 nipple.

2. A term that has come to recent use around a few Ivy League schools, including Cornell, Brown and Columbia. 2 entreprenueral students who were suite mates at the time, saw the need for a scale created tailed towards a different market. These students were working at the time, for Aerostaple, when they realized a dramatic shift in their market. The regular breast scale, the breast scale, only applied to 98.6778% of the entire global population. The other 2% was on the Hali scale. In fact, Hali's tits are so big, that she broke the scale at a clothing store at Pyramid Mall in Ithaca, where she currently resides. The only way to make custom tailored shirts for her were to use the Hali Scale.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Damn man, check out that chick!

Guy 2: Yeah bro, her tits are huge!

Guy 1: Nah dude, those can't be tits. No way!

Guy 2: What size do you think she is? C? D? DD?

Guy 3: You idiots. She's on the fuckin Hali Scale.

Example 2:

Hali: Hey, I'm on the Hali Scale

Example 3:

Hali's Mom: My daughter is on the Hali Scale!

Example 4:

Customer Service: Hello maam, what can I get for you?

Girl on Hali Scale: Hi, do you have any DW sizes?

Customer Service: I'm sorry? Bra sizes are in the Ds only.

Girl on Hali Scale: Dumb Bitch, I'm on da Hali Scale!

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