What is Hallmark Headlock?
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When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.
Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!
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The act of a man strechting his scrotum out flat and wrapping his entire package in it
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You are so high right now.
Person A: Dude, I just ripped some super dankskies. I think I want a cupcake.
Person B: Y.A.S.H.R.N
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