What is Hallmark Headlock?
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When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.
Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!
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A way of describing a cute, blonde-ditzy girl. Also see blonde
Person A: Woah is she a Kelsey Ray?
Person B: Totally. A real hottie.
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(v.) A variant of the traditional shaming where the victim is completely painted purple.
*100 bonus points if you can find some white o..
