What is Hallmark Headlock?
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When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.
Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!
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the crust that forms in the crotch of a woman's underware
Geeze your mom's underware sure has plenty of clittylitter in it.
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When you titfuck a bitch so hard it hurts. Other uses - knifing the watermelon, knife the watermelon.
I took it easy on her at first, t..