What is Hallmark Headlock?
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When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.
Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!
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Having a chick blow you so hard that it causes the wax to eject from your ears, often with high velocity/pressure.
Steve hasn't ne..
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A humans normal/regular state of being (the opposite of shnurf)
Thank god you went back to your un-shnurfness after i shnurfed you
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