What is Hallmark Headlock?
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When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.
Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!
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When a person looks good in Myspce but when you see that person in real life looks ugly as shit.
She looked prettier in that pic but in..
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1.The coolest sentence you can make with the magnets given to you by the whisky add in Esquire.
2.Self Explanitory
I'll Funky Ken..
