What is Hallmark Headlock?
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When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.
Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!
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To take a crap of immense length or girth.
Damn after that chinese buffett I gotta pitch a mega-loaf!
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The unreasonable (to outside observers) fear of having your elderly partner come home with performance enhancing drugs. Generally common..
