Hallmark Headlock

What is Hallmark Headlock?


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When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.

Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!

See Steven


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