Halloween

What is Halloween?


1.

An annual excuse for girls to dress like sluts and get away with it.

Girl 1: I'm going to be a ______ for Halloween.

Girl 2: What's your costume look like?

Girl 1: I'm wearing my ______ underwear and _____ bra and heels.

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2.

celebration where little kids dress up and get candy, teens dress up, get drunk, and go get candy, and adults dress up, get drunk, and give out candy, funny how things all work out.

im dressing up as a farmer for halloween. im so cool.

3.

the day that makes the other 364 worth living.

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4.

It's when you dress up in either cheap, store-bought costumes or elaborate, self-made ones, watch Rocky Horror Picture Show, get your friends to do the Time Warp, and go on a severe candy binge. Until someone spoils your fun by reminding you that it's April.

Halloween is when you're supposed to beat up little kids dressed-up as Sponge Bob Square Pants.

5.

All Hallow's Eve, the evening of October 31st.

Halloween was Christianity`s failed attempt at eradicating paganismin the 9th Century.

Originally, the pagans dedicated the period of late October to early November as a time for honoring their ancestors. Then along came the Christians, who declared November 1st to be All Saints Day and forced the pagans to honor that day instead. The pagans simply celebrated their ancient traditions in secret on the evening before November 1st.

When the Medieval Era ended, and the age of Protestantism began, the pagan tradition was celebrated more openly, eventually becoming an evening holiday in the Western Hemisphere.

During Halloween, the children, dressed up in their favorite costumes, go door-to-door throughout the neighborhood, asking for candy or snacks.

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6.

The time of the year when you pass out candy to fat children.

If they're not fat they will be next year!

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7.

October 31, celebrated in the United States, Canada, and the British Isles by children going door to door while wearing costumes and begging treats and playing pranks.

What are you going to be for Halloween?


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