Halmph

What is Halmph?

1. The unusual noise one makes when downing a large piece of matter in one bite.

2. The foreplayous noise native to bedrooms of boys named Luke.

1. Hello, little girl. Watch me eat this sandwich in ONE BITE! HALMPH!

2. R:HALMPH!

L: AH! Thats my penis you are eating!

Sloey

1. A Sloey is the slang term for a sweaty rectum. She could fit a fist right up her sloey. See sloey, rectum, ra, bum, anus..

Ziggy'd

1. The act of being shady, dishonest, not trustworthy, and over exaggerates all the time. Not a very good person. A Fortune Teller A Dead..

Urban Myth

1. Story often quoted and largely believed but which is totally fictitious. What the Seaman Staines, Master Bates thing in Captain Pugwash..

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