Halmph

What is Halmph?

1. The unusual noise one makes when downing a large piece of matter in one bite.

2. The foreplayous noise native to bedrooms of boys named Luke.

1. Hello, little girl. Watch me eat this sandwich in ONE BITE! HALMPH!

2. R:HALMPH!

L: AH! Thats my penis you are eating!

Beef Hole

1. A way of describing a womans vagina... what's between the beef curtains I pulled apart her beef curtains and stuck my dick in her ..

Number 1 Cut

1. About the shortest possible haircut, where the guard is on the No. 1 setting of 3mm. A shorter version of a crew cutor buzz cut. Prat ..

Yoshua

1. The True Name For Jesus. His Non-Translated Name. This Would Be What The People Would Call Him. Peter: You Are The Christ Thy Lord. Yo..

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