Halo 3 Edit Meaning

1.

The leading cause of divorce in America.

"Josh can we go to the movies?" "Maybe next weekend, I'm playing halo 3 babe."

See halo 3, halo, halo 2, xbox 360, divorce

2.

The last game in the Halo series, set to come out Q4 2006 to Q3 2007. Will be amazing.

The day Halo 3 comes out, my life will be complete. All other gamers should agree.

See halo, halo 3, master chief, cortana, covenant

3.

If idle hands are the devil's tools, then the Halo franchise should be delaying armageddon for decades to come.

person 1: Halos 3 through 7 were pretty miserable, eh?

person 2: I hear they're releasing number 8 next winter. This one's being billed as "The Penultimate Gaming Experience of your Lifetime."

person 1: Man, I'd better go preorder mine now!

4.

cuase of sudden GPA drops in highschools across the world.

PRE-HALO 3:

little billy was a straight A student, turned in his work on time, always on time for school, and never fell asleep in class.

POST-HALO 3:

little billy now is a nocturnal energy drink chugging pasty white as snow trash talking FIEND that goes by an alias known only to him and other xbl affiliates.

lil billy will be missed.....

See halo 3, halo, 3, lil, billy

5.

A gift probably from heaven, programmed by god himself. Though Playstation 3 fag boys...sorry, "fanboys" may say it sucks, they are just disappointed that their console will not be able to handle it. With all it's cool features, halo 3 will make gaming history. On Sept 25th the earth itself will shake from the awesomeness of halo.

I look forward to laughing at the PS3 fans on that day.

Gamer: "Man, can't wait for Halo 3!"

PS3 Fanboy: "Stop overrating it!!!" *sulks in corner*

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Gamer1:"Halo 3's out soon!"

Gamer2: "I know!" *Head explodes in excitement*

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Gamer1:"They canceled Halo 3."

Gamer2: *commits suicide*

Gamer1: "Wait, it was a joke."

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PS3 Fanboy:"Halo 3 is teh Suckzorz!"

Xbox Fanboy:"OMG STFU!"

See halo 3, sept, september, xbox, 360, game

6.

Should be the best shooter of all time, ever

supposedly coming out the same day as PS3 just to fuck over Sony

Joe: Im getting a PS3

Bob: But Halo 3 is coming out that day

Joe: Well fuck PS3 then i want Halo

7.

The final game in the Halo series, developed by Bungie.

It is scheduled to be released on September 25th, 2007.

Halo 3 is going to be the best fucking game ever!!

See halo, bungie, game, microsoft, fun