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Someone who uses a different laundromat every time.
I wish my customers were more loyal. They all seem to be a bunch of philaunderers.
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verb. When a person of infinately shiny and greasy proportions proceeds to dry hump you, making you oily in the process.
"Dude, yo..
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Recognizing someone in real life that you have never met in person, but you have seen pictures of online.
I jpegcognized his wife at th..