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An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell.
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Upon completion of fellatio, the girl is punched in the nose, hence bloody snowball.
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An orgasm being so powerful that you would require a bucket to catch the load...
Herman "Are you about to cum baby?"
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