What is Halongelic?
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A true buddy who will tell you what he/she thinks, even if it is a white lie because it is the antithesis of what you are and fills in all the gaps so that you will have all the completeness that has left your soul.
A modern psycho-pompus ass who leaves you laughing and crying at the same time but will return when you are better and you will always be rocked as one.
A record in reverse.
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