Halpert

What is Halpert?


1.

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute

Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schruteover there

See office, schrute, prank, no cookie, dwight

2.

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute

Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schruteover there.

See schrute, office, prank, pull, dwight

3.

When you are banging a girl from behind through the bottom of your Tommy Bahama shorts, wearing a tucked in pink polo shirt, while watching CNBC and or reading the Wall Street Journal screaming "Fuck me you dirty little derivative."

Last week I halperted this cute I-banking chick I picked up at Barnes and Nobles in the Business section

See wall street, business, sex, doggy style


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