What is Halpig?
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1) Ancient Greek term meaning 'slovenly' or 'sloth-like'.
2) Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterised by involuntary muscular contractions combined with the release of gases, anally.
3) A person with cerebral palsy.
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1) "Some Halpig parked me in!"
Person 1: I just spilled gravy all over my sliders!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Halpig
Person 1: :(
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an astonished response hovering between excruciating pain and intense pleasure
Pedro's reaction to winning the lottery was flabber..