Halpined

What is Halpined?

An unjustified layoff, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.

Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpined.

See layoff, synergy, fired

Golden Funnel

1. Receiving a Golden Shower while wearing a plastic collar guard like those put on a dog to prevent agitating of wounds. I gave that bitc..

Xx0rz

1. In 1337 speech, it's used in conjunction with a variety of words to make the word sound " 1337." For example: "hacke..

Jack Fu

1. To blow a load in the Kung Fu position. I Jack Fu'd my girl last night in the face... she didn't laugh. See fu, jack, kung, ..

Halpined Edit Meaning