Halpined

What is Halpined?

An unjustified layoff, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.

Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpined.

See layoff, synergy, fired

Zactly

1. A sweeter, much more awesome way to say exactly. Friend: "So you only play the guitar to pick up chicks?" Me: "Zactly..

Cheese Omelet

1. Exactly the same as an Emeril, but it involves using smegma instead of semen. I gave my ex-girlfriend a cheese omelet during sex since ..

E-brick

1. When something randomly stops working, (taking a crap, or eating a brick), in a technological sense. See also Telebrick. Where's y..

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