Hals

What is Hals?


1.

Highly Acidic Liquid Shits

There was an interesting article on HALS in this month's issue of the New England Journal of Medicine.

When Jerry Lewis retires, we have a deal with the networks to do an annual Labour Day HALS telethon.

More people die from AIDS, but more suffer with HALS.

No more whiskey and Thai food for me. I've got the HALS and it hurts bad.

See shit, shits, diarrhea, ring of fire


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