Halves On A Bastard Edit Meaning

1. Any female who is unusually slutty in her behavior. Tends to fornicate with somebody, and eventually ends up screwing all of his friends..

1. when u see a large pair of tits and shout "dey be some mondo tits!" "I was looking at michelle marsh the other day, man ..

1. The irrational fear of a hippo stealing you pyjamas. "Why are you in your cupboard?" "Hippos! ... They want my Pyjamas!..